does this Jacket make me look gay?

At lunch today dennis went a little crazy with his credit card ($530 worth of crazy) and bought a new jacket, merely to counter my threat that I would start wearing a luke’s old jacket to work (his current jacket is identical to luke’s). Dennis’s new jacket ensures that he never see anyone wearing a copy of his jacket, well that is unless he goes to the Mardi Gras or oxford street.
Then again he is going to Europe ;)

UPDATE:

When good pranks go bad

Ok so dennis didn’t actually buy this jacket it was all merely a ruse on luke. Luckly luke was able to get revenge for this deception by claiming that had bought the jacket and was now going to return it.

My response was to try to call him to tell him that it was a joke. Little did I know that luke had actually not bought the jacket and had gone instead to a meeting and left his phone on his desk. With no one answering lukes phone I had no choice but to call the store and leave a weird message. “Hello, his is going to sound weird but if a guy comes in trying to exchange a jacket can you tell him to call brock first thanks”

Not one of my finest moments.